Miss Todd was a hamster who lived in a pumpkin pie. She had shaggy blond hair and a big, furry coat. Miss Todd had fuzzy feet, a super-fast pace, and was the strongest hamster in the world.
Miss Todd's best friend was named Mushy. Mushy was a rainbow-colored bowl of mashed potatoes. Mushy had a secret power: he could expand at will. And when he expanded, he could shoot out mashed potatoes.
On Thanksgiving Day in 1985, Miss Todd and Mushy were enjoying a nice meal in Miss Todd's pumpkin-pie house. Suddenly, they heard a crashing sound that sounded like trumpets.
"Did you hear that?" Miss Todd said.
"Hear what?" Mushy said with his mouth full of food.
"Clean off your face and go check the door!" Miss Todd demanded.
Mushy got up, all mashed-potatoey, and walked to the door. When he opened the door, he saw the most disgusting, gooey green bean casserole in the entire universe.
"My name is Mr. Gooberface, and I'm here to ruin Thanksgiving dinner by using my goobergun to turn all your food into ewwy gooey green bean casserole," the casserole said.
"FOOD FIGHT!" Mushy yelled out, expanding to twice his size and shooting Mr. Gooberface with mashed potatoes.
"I'll get away this, potato face!" Mr. Gooberface said confidently. He reached deep into his own gushy center and pulled out . . .

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. . . a gigantic serving spoon. This was no ordinary serving spoon. This serving spoon could shoot out sweet potato pie! Miss Todd immediately ducked for cover as Mr. Gooberface shot sweet potato pie at her. "Splat!" went the sweet potato, all over Mushy. Mushy did not like this. Mushy expanded as big as he could. Mr. Gooberface was terrified. Mushy shot out mashed potatoes all over Mr. Gooberface. Mr. Gooberface was covered in mashed potatoes. He knew he couldn't continue this food fight. It was clear who had won.
- Katie L. Culbert

. . . a belt of peas, but the peas were actually grenades in disguise. Mr. Gooberface pulled all the pins, threw them inside the house, slammed the door, and ran for cover. KA BOOM!! Both Miss Todd and Mushy were instantly vaporized and the pumpkin pie house was disintegrated. Mr. Gooberface said, "Told you I'd get away with this, potato face," then laughed like a maniac, but as he laughed, he suffered a heart attack and died.
- Thrasius

. . . his secret stash of super-sticky toasted salon-flavored marshmallows. He rolled a ball of marshmallowy goo in his hands, put it in his mouth, and started to blow a humungous salmon-scented bubble. Soon the bubble was so big that it POPPED! and splattered salmony, marshmallowy goo all over the room. As Mr. Gooberface ran away, Miss Todd shouted, "I'll never get this out of my hair!"
- Jim Bowman

... his warm, gooeyness. As he began to raise his arm and throw the green glob of green beans towards Mushy, he stopped himself in mid-air. Miss Todd began to smile as she realized Mr. Gooberface just wanted to be friends. Mr. Gooberface began to cry. "I'm sorry, I just can't spend another Thanksgiving dinner alone" he said as he began to feel ashamed. Mushy put down the mashed potatoes and gave Mr. Gooberface a hug. "You're welcome to spend it with us" Mushy said, as they all sat down for Thanksgiving dinner together.
- Stefproducers

... some of his gooeyness. He then threw some of his green bean casserole at Mushy and Miss Todd. Miss Todd became angry and stormed away from the Thanksgiving dinner table. Mushy began to cry and told Mr. Gooberface he had to leave. Mr. Gooberface then smiled and left without any hesitation. Mushy and Miss Todd became best friends again. ☺
- BeeGee


... his goobergun and took aim. Mushy glanced at Miss Todd who was hunched over the dinner table crying in fear. "Take this!" shouted Mr. Gooberface, pulling the trigger. Nothing happened. Mr. Gooberface pulled the trigger again, but still nothing. "What's wrong Goober? Scared of a little gravy?" screamed Mushy as he shot out a big line of gravy across the room. The gravy hit Mr. Gooberface and he fell to the floor and turned into a big bowl of mashed potatoes!
- LaLa Books


... a huge goober blaster.  It shot Mushy directly in the face and turned him into a gooey green bean casserole.  "Noooo!!" Miss Todd shrieked, waving her furry fingers in the air.  "You're next, " said Mr. Gooberface.  Miss Todd had to think quickly.  She reached form her pumpkin cupboard and pulled out a can of fired crunchy onions with lots of salt and tasty seasonings.  She opened the can and flung the contents on Mr. Gooberface.  "Ahh!" he cried in agony.  He shriveled and wilted and Miss Todd was just beginning to feel bad when Mr. Gooberface stood up and smiled.  "I'm delicious now."  He turned back to mashed potatoes and joined their dinner.
- Rose DeMates


... macaroni and cheese and started throwing it at Mushy and all over the house.  Miss Todd heard all the noise and came storming in to see what was going on.  When she got to the front door she was hit in the face with macaroni and began yelling at Mushy, not knowing about Mr. Gooberface.  Suddenly Miss Todd noticed Mushy hiding behind the couch throwing Dinner rolls at Mr. Gooberface.  Not knowing what to do, Miss Todd got some gravy and joined the Food Fight.  With the combination of mashed potatoes, gravy, and dinner rolls, mushy and Miss Todd defeatedMr. Gooberface and his green bean casserole.  The end.
- Nick Immell

... the disgusting gunk that held him together.  Then he flung the wad at Mushy, who could not duck because of his massive size.  Suddenly, Miss Todd jumped in front of Mushy and took the goo for him.  Surprised, Mushy reached for Mr. Gooberface and sucked him into his massive size.  He then picked up poor Miss Todd and carried her to the pet groomers to get rid of the crud.  When she was good to go they both went to the police station and dropped Mr. Gooberface off.  "He tried to destroy Thanksgiving!" Mushy and Miss Todd said.  Nodding, the Chief of Police threw him in jail and he never destroyed Thanksgiving again.  The end.
-A. Ninja