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Posted Tuesday, November 17, 2009 at 3:44 PM to Finish this Story.
Momzilla was a Momster who had green, crazy hair. Most of the time she was a regular mom, but whenever she saw danger, she turned into a monster. When she was a monster, her eyes were black, her face turned red, and she looked a hundred-and-eighty-nine years old; when she was a mom, she was young.
Momzilla's best friend was a ghoul named Awesomeness, but everyone called him Champ. He had special powers, like being able to shoot fireballs from his eyes and lasers from his teeth. His body was covered with spikes. Because of the spikes, Champ often wore pillows all over his body so that he could hug his friends, like Momzilla.
Momzilla and Champ lived across the hall from each other in the same apartment complex in Las Vegas. The Haunted Apartment Complex of the Living Dead looked like a beautiful luxury hotel from the inside, but from the outside it was covered in hooks and chains and looked terrifying.
One night, Momzilla and Champ were cooking their favorite dinner together: eyeballs, guts, and spaghetti.
"We've got a lot of food here," Momzilla said. "Maybe we should invite that evil peanut butter and jelly sandwich over for dinner because he hates eyeballs, guts, and spaghetti and only eats cold milk."
"Why should we invite that evil PB&J over?" Champ asked.
"I don't know if we should. It was just an idea," Momzilla responded. "I was thinking we could poison him with kindness so that he can't hurt people anymore."
Momzilla got on the phone and called the sandwich and invited him to dinner.
Twenty minutes later, the sandwich arrived. PJ's nickname was Kitten and he had a milk superpower. He was nutritious, but diabolical. He was constantly in a bad mood because he was made out of bread, and he hated bread.
"Come on in," Momzilla said . . .
Please finish the story:
Kitten roared at them because he was in a bad mood. As Momzilla greeted kitten, Champ was in the kitchen putting the kindness poison in the eyeballs, guts, and spaghetti. When Kitten ate the food a big smile grew on his face. "This is good!" he exclaimed. Momzilla, Champ, and Kitten were all excited that Kitten was no longer angry. They turned on the radio and began to dance. They danced into the night, all of them happy now.
- Camilla Reynolds
When Kitten entered everyone in the room could sense his evil aura. His presence even scared away an actual kitten. Kitten brought a friend. His friend was a tall gangly spaghetti man. His nickname was Puffpuff McGeorgypants. Puffpuff was so offended at the dinner prepared by Momzilla and Champ that Kitten had to stop him from destroying the planet. With some quick thinking Kitten disarmed his friend using quick thinking and his milk powers! Kitten transformed from his diabolical ways and became "Kitten the Mighty Superhero" of the universe!
- Anonymous
As PB&J came in his mood started to change. The sight of the eyeballs, guts, and spaghetti disgusted him. Momzilla offered PB&J, a nice cold glass of milk and he couldn't help but take the offer. What he didn't know was that Momzilla poisoned the milk with kindness. PB&J started to laugh and joke around. He never did that before. Champ and Momzilla saw the effects the kindness had on PB&J and they liked it. From that day on, PB&J was always invited to dinner and even ate some of Momzilla's eyeballs, guts and spaghetti.
- Candace Nash
... sweetly. PB&J could smell the evilness, but came in anyway with his guard up. And with good reason. They wanted to force him to eat the nasty looking dinner. They poured him a bowl and he pretended to eat it so their feelings wouldn't be hurt. And with this act of kindness, they all turned into what they really were: PB&J, a son; Momzilla, a loving mother; and Awesomeness, a caring father.
- Elizabeth LaFlame
PJ waddled his large sourdough body and mood to the kitchen. His milky white eyes spotted the eyeball, guts, spaghetti instantly and let out a curdled scream! EYEBALL SPAGHETTI GUTS again!?! How many times do I have to tell you I would rather eat my wheat bread! The milk in his eyes began to boil in rage. Mom had kindly asked PJ countless times to just try the homemade spaghetti. "PJ you might enjoy it but you won't know unless you try. Pretty please." PJ stomped around the apartment squirting jam all over the floor, couch and curtains screaming "I will never try this, NEVER !!!" Momzilla was trying her best to be kind to the messy PJ but seeing the mess he was making Momzilla pretty blue eyes turn black with rage, her hair twist and turned slowly turning a dark green while grinning rising in all directions. Momzilla tried to calm down but I was too late. Her face turned cherry red and with one enormous scream Momzilla demanded PJ to sit his crusty butt down. Stunned by the ear-busting scream, PJ sat at the table waiting for Momzilla's next demand. "No you're going to eat with us and finish your whole plate!" PJ closed his eyes in fear and took his first bite. While chewing PJ's left eye opened followed by his right, a smirk appeared and with a mouthful of squishy guts and slimey eyeballs PJ shouted "this is great! Can I have some more?" So make sure to be adventurous and brave and always be willing to try new things.
- Sam Manees
Peanut butter and jelly sandwich. We have milk and Champ is lactose intolerant. Peanut butter and jelly will invite chips and salsa. Chips and salsa made any night fun. We need some extra spice to make this dinner exciting. Momzilla called PB&J. Momzilla was happy PB&J are coming! Chips and salsa will be here around 8PM. Chips and salsa are bringing guacamole. We are going to have the best dinner ever! PB&J enjoyed all the milk. Chips and salsa were very messy. Momzilla and Champ had much cleaning to do after this party. Champ proclaimed this was his final dinner party. He was moving to a haunted complex in Reno.
- Nick
PJ arrived over at Momzilla's apartment with a frown. Then Momzilla greeted him with a tall glass of strawberry milk and a cup of sugar cinnamon raisins so PJ began to make a slight smile saying no one has ever exposed me to something new inspired by my old likes this mild is great and now I'm a cinnamon raisin PB&J sandwich. I have pizzazz and a new attitude. Thanks Momzilla then Champ walks over and tickles PJ then he turns red and explodes into 400 mini PB&J sandwiches and MomZilla and Champ give them out at Halloween.
- Shantenya
...looking at the PB&J with his best host-face. "The dinner is on the table and ready to eat!" Upon looking at the food that he hated, Kitten the Sandwich flew into a rage and shattered the table with his Smuckers Grape fists. Momzilla was hit in the face with the flying spaghetti dish as she dove in front of Awesomeness to save him from harm. She became totally enraged, her limbs and torso twisting and writhing as she underwent her transformation into the ferocious monster. Kitten the PB&J quaked in his crusts at the sight of the drooling monster's gaping maw. She advanced on him, her fangs gleaming. As she leaned in to destroy him, she growled three low, rumbling syllables, "Just kidding."
All three of them laughed until they cried, and they realized dinner had been ruined, so they cooked a delicious soufflé together. The End.
- Robert Schuster
"Whatever!" said Kitten. Momzilla directed him to the dinner table, where Champ was setting up the plate mats and glass cups. "Kitten, hey ol' pal how are you?" said Champ. "Oh wow, I love the new slices you're wearing, wheat right?" Momzilla chuckled quietly. "Very funny, Champ. At least I'm not the one that constantly burns myself in my mouth. I mean, who has lasers come of their teeth?" responded Kitten. "Calm down Kitten and let's enjoy this lovely food," Momzilla said as she gestured Kitten and Champ to sit and eat. "I hope you enjoy the food. We made it especially for you, " said Champ. "Stop it with your sweet candy-flavored manners, it's killing me, literally," said Kitten. "Oh but we only want you to feel welcome." As Momzilla continued to be kind, Kitten slowly began to melt. "Have I ever told you that strawberry jelly really complements your complexion," added Champ. Kitten screamed. "No . . . stop, please. I . . . I . . . noooooo." Having an overdose of kindness, Kitten melted. "Well, looks like there's suddenly been a change of dinner plans," said Momzilla. "Who wants PB&J soup?"
- Jermaine Dickerson
And Kitten the sandwich ran inside and sat at the table. "How are you?" asked Champ. "Mim finemn," replied Kitten, his mouth was full of food so he sounded like he had peanut butter on the roof of his mouth.
"Yuck!" cried PJ! "This isn't cold milk!"
Momzilla said to Kitten, "Ha! I've poisoned you with kindness, now you have to be nice or your bread will go stale!" "Oh noooooooo!" PJ felt the evil leaving and he felt happiness for the first time.
- Jennifer
Kitten stepped in and he had the meanest look on his face. He sat on the couch and let out an extremely large burp. When he got up to get some food, his mean face got meaner. P and J was furious that they had prepared eyeballs, guts, and spaghetti. So furious that he began yelling at Momzilla and Awesomeness. Then, they decided to put him out and enjoy their meal. The end.
- Jared Hall
"Champ and I made a wonderful dinner that we would like to share with you." Kitten cautiously entered the Momster apartment, helped himself to a tall glass of Kool-Aid, and took a seat at the table. "What are we having for dinner?" Kitten meowed. "Oh, I've whipped up a special batch of my favorite meal: eyeballs, guts, and spaghetti, with an extra special secret ingredient," the Momster replied. Even though Kitten hated those items, he wanted to be a gracious guest, so he decided to eat it anyway. Not more than two bites in, Kitten's face started to expand like a balloon, and zits started bubbling up and exploding pus everywhere. Within a matter of minutes, Kitten the evil PB&J exploded, covering the apartment in a gooey, peanut buttery and jelly-y mess. "Crap!" yelled Champ and the Momster together.
A few days later Kitten's obituary showed up in the newspaper. It read, "Kitten the evil PB&J was brutally murdered on October 17, 2009, in the Momster's apartment. The Momster poisoned Kitten in attempts 'to make him not so evil.' Little did the Momster know that the Evil PB&J was deathly allergic to the poison she used. The Momster and her accomplice Champ have been found guilty in the court of law and have been sentenced to death by firing squad. Their remains will be fed to crocodiles at the zoo the day after tomorrow. A memorial service will be held for Kitten at Steve's Family Funeral Home, LLC. On October 31, 2009. The burial will follow in Peter Pan's cemetery. Kitten is survived by his wife and 19 children."
- Joseph Stromski II
Kitten peeked his head in and sniffed the air. "What are you waiting for?" said Momzilla.
"I smelled eyeballs!" the evil PB&J exclaimed.
"What, don't you like them?" said Champ.
"No! Of course not! You know that!" Kitten said as he grew bigger and bigger, huffing and puffing. Kitten stormed through the door as his jelly dripped from his crust.
Momzilla ran towards him and stuffed the eyeball mix into his mouth. Kitten started to chew and a smile came upon his face. Suddenly there was a POOF! And he turned into an adorable baby kitten! After that, Kitten was never mean again and they all lived happily ever after.
- Courtney Mills
PJ walked in and sat at the dinner table. After a long talk amongst the three, Momzilla served dinner. PJ took a bite of the spaghetti, guts, and eyeballs and said, "this is delicious." PJ ate the whole pot of spaghetti leaving none for Momzilla or Champ. PJ went home and began to notice a change in his mood. He was all of a sudden happy. After finding out what the problem was he thanked his friends and lived happily ever after.
- Porsha
Kitten had a mean look on his face, like he knew something was up. "What's going on?" Kitten asked. "We just wanted to invite you over to dinner. We had a lot of food. We just thought we would share it with you." "Okay I am hungry." Kitten said as he followed Momzilla and Champ into the kitchen. "Sit down Kitten," Champ said, pulling out his chair. "What's for dinner?" Kitten asked. "It's a surprise!" Momzilla said, blindfolding him as champ stuffed a giant forkful of eyeballs, guts, and spaghetti into Kitten's mouth. Kitten starts squirming and using his milk powers and then the whole room filled with a great big white flash and Kitten was now a brown and purple kitten who was nice and loved everyone. "PB&J you are now part of our family," Champ says. And then Momzilla, Champ, and PB&J hug and Momzilla's spikes don't hurt anyone.
- Courtney Rice
And Kitten was directed to a nearby chair. "What would you like for dinner?" Momzilla asked. "Do you have any cold milk?" he responded. "Sure we do," Momzilla said as she poured PB&J a tall glass of ice cold milk. Little did Kitten know, the milk in his glass had been poisoned with kindness just moments before he took the first large gulp. "Wow, this is the most delicious milk I have ever tasted," Kitten said. He could not help but to finish the whole glass. From that point on, PB&J became the nicest person in town.
- Kyle Bell
Momzilla's best friend was a ghoul named Awesomeness, but everyone called him Champ. He had special powers, like being able to shoot fireballs from his eyes and lasers from his teeth. His body was covered with spikes. Because of the spikes, Champ often wore pillows all over his body so that he could hug his friends, like Momzilla.
Momzilla and Champ lived across the hall from each other in the same apartment complex in Las Vegas. The Haunted Apartment Complex of the Living Dead looked like a beautiful luxury hotel from the inside, but from the outside it was covered in hooks and chains and looked terrifying.
One night, Momzilla and Champ were cooking their favorite dinner together: eyeballs, guts, and spaghetti.
"We've got a lot of food here," Momzilla said. "Maybe we should invite that evil peanut butter and jelly sandwich over for dinner because he hates eyeballs, guts, and spaghetti and only eats cold milk."
"Why should we invite that evil PB&J over?" Champ asked.
"I don't know if we should. It was just an idea," Momzilla responded. "I was thinking we could poison him with kindness so that he can't hurt people anymore."
Momzilla got on the phone and called the sandwich and invited him to dinner.
Twenty minutes later, the sandwich arrived. PJ's nickname was Kitten and he had a milk superpower. He was nutritious, but diabolical. He was constantly in a bad mood because he was made out of bread, and he hated bread.
"Come on in," Momzilla said . . .
Please finish the story:
Kitten roared at them because he was in a bad mood. As Momzilla greeted kitten, Champ was in the kitchen putting the kindness poison in the eyeballs, guts, and spaghetti. When Kitten ate the food a big smile grew on his face. "This is good!" he exclaimed. Momzilla, Champ, and Kitten were all excited that Kitten was no longer angry. They turned on the radio and began to dance. They danced into the night, all of them happy now.
- Camilla Reynolds
When Kitten entered everyone in the room could sense his evil aura. His presence even scared away an actual kitten. Kitten brought a friend. His friend was a tall gangly spaghetti man. His nickname was Puffpuff McGeorgypants. Puffpuff was so offended at the dinner prepared by Momzilla and Champ that Kitten had to stop him from destroying the planet. With some quick thinking Kitten disarmed his friend using quick thinking and his milk powers! Kitten transformed from his diabolical ways and became "Kitten the Mighty Superhero" of the universe!
- Anonymous
As PB&J came in his mood started to change. The sight of the eyeballs, guts, and spaghetti disgusted him. Momzilla offered PB&J, a nice cold glass of milk and he couldn't help but take the offer. What he didn't know was that Momzilla poisoned the milk with kindness. PB&J started to laugh and joke around. He never did that before. Champ and Momzilla saw the effects the kindness had on PB&J and they liked it. From that day on, PB&J was always invited to dinner and even ate some of Momzilla's eyeballs, guts and spaghetti.
- Candace Nash
... sweetly. PB&J could smell the evilness, but came in anyway with his guard up. And with good reason. They wanted to force him to eat the nasty looking dinner. They poured him a bowl and he pretended to eat it so their feelings wouldn't be hurt. And with this act of kindness, they all turned into what they really were: PB&J, a son; Momzilla, a loving mother; and Awesomeness, a caring father.
- Elizabeth LaFlame
PJ waddled his large sourdough body and mood to the kitchen. His milky white eyes spotted the eyeball, guts, spaghetti instantly and let out a curdled scream! EYEBALL SPAGHETTI GUTS again!?! How many times do I have to tell you I would rather eat my wheat bread! The milk in his eyes began to boil in rage. Mom had kindly asked PJ countless times to just try the homemade spaghetti. "PJ you might enjoy it but you won't know unless you try. Pretty please." PJ stomped around the apartment squirting jam all over the floor, couch and curtains screaming "I will never try this, NEVER !!!" Momzilla was trying her best to be kind to the messy PJ but seeing the mess he was making Momzilla pretty blue eyes turn black with rage, her hair twist and turned slowly turning a dark green while grinning rising in all directions. Momzilla tried to calm down but I was too late. Her face turned cherry red and with one enormous scream Momzilla demanded PJ to sit his crusty butt down. Stunned by the ear-busting scream, PJ sat at the table waiting for Momzilla's next demand. "No you're going to eat with us and finish your whole plate!" PJ closed his eyes in fear and took his first bite. While chewing PJ's left eye opened followed by his right, a smirk appeared and with a mouthful of squishy guts and slimey eyeballs PJ shouted "this is great! Can I have some more?" So make sure to be adventurous and brave and always be willing to try new things.
- Sam Manees
Peanut butter and jelly sandwich. We have milk and Champ is lactose intolerant. Peanut butter and jelly will invite chips and salsa. Chips and salsa made any night fun. We need some extra spice to make this dinner exciting. Momzilla called PB&J. Momzilla was happy PB&J are coming! Chips and salsa will be here around 8PM. Chips and salsa are bringing guacamole. We are going to have the best dinner ever! PB&J enjoyed all the milk. Chips and salsa were very messy. Momzilla and Champ had much cleaning to do after this party. Champ proclaimed this was his final dinner party. He was moving to a haunted complex in Reno.
- Nick
PJ arrived over at Momzilla's apartment with a frown. Then Momzilla greeted him with a tall glass of strawberry milk and a cup of sugar cinnamon raisins so PJ began to make a slight smile saying no one has ever exposed me to something new inspired by my old likes this mild is great and now I'm a cinnamon raisin PB&J sandwich. I have pizzazz and a new attitude. Thanks Momzilla then Champ walks over and tickles PJ then he turns red and explodes into 400 mini PB&J sandwiches and MomZilla and Champ give them out at Halloween.
- Shantenya
...looking at the PB&J with his best host-face. "The dinner is on the table and ready to eat!" Upon looking at the food that he hated, Kitten the Sandwich flew into a rage and shattered the table with his Smuckers Grape fists. Momzilla was hit in the face with the flying spaghetti dish as she dove in front of Awesomeness to save him from harm. She became totally enraged, her limbs and torso twisting and writhing as she underwent her transformation into the ferocious monster. Kitten the PB&J quaked in his crusts at the sight of the drooling monster's gaping maw. She advanced on him, her fangs gleaming. As she leaned in to destroy him, she growled three low, rumbling syllables, "Just kidding."
All three of them laughed until they cried, and they realized dinner had been ruined, so they cooked a delicious soufflé together. The End.
- Robert Schuster
"Whatever!" said Kitten. Momzilla directed him to the dinner table, where Champ was setting up the plate mats and glass cups. "Kitten, hey ol' pal how are you?" said Champ. "Oh wow, I love the new slices you're wearing, wheat right?" Momzilla chuckled quietly. "Very funny, Champ. At least I'm not the one that constantly burns myself in my mouth. I mean, who has lasers come of their teeth?" responded Kitten. "Calm down Kitten and let's enjoy this lovely food," Momzilla said as she gestured Kitten and Champ to sit and eat. "I hope you enjoy the food. We made it especially for you, " said Champ. "Stop it with your sweet candy-flavored manners, it's killing me, literally," said Kitten. "Oh but we only want you to feel welcome." As Momzilla continued to be kind, Kitten slowly began to melt. "Have I ever told you that strawberry jelly really complements your complexion," added Champ. Kitten screamed. "No . . . stop, please. I . . . I . . . noooooo." Having an overdose of kindness, Kitten melted. "Well, looks like there's suddenly been a change of dinner plans," said Momzilla. "Who wants PB&J soup?"
- Jermaine Dickerson
And Kitten the sandwich ran inside and sat at the table. "How are you?" asked Champ. "Mim finemn," replied Kitten, his mouth was full of food so he sounded like he had peanut butter on the roof of his mouth.
"Yuck!" cried PJ! "This isn't cold milk!"
Momzilla said to Kitten, "Ha! I've poisoned you with kindness, now you have to be nice or your bread will go stale!" "Oh noooooooo!" PJ felt the evil leaving and he felt happiness for the first time.
- Jennifer
Kitten stepped in and he had the meanest look on his face. He sat on the couch and let out an extremely large burp. When he got up to get some food, his mean face got meaner. P and J was furious that they had prepared eyeballs, guts, and spaghetti. So furious that he began yelling at Momzilla and Awesomeness. Then, they decided to put him out and enjoy their meal. The end.
- Jared Hall
"Champ and I made a wonderful dinner that we would like to share with you." Kitten cautiously entered the Momster apartment, helped himself to a tall glass of Kool-Aid, and took a seat at the table. "What are we having for dinner?" Kitten meowed. "Oh, I've whipped up a special batch of my favorite meal: eyeballs, guts, and spaghetti, with an extra special secret ingredient," the Momster replied. Even though Kitten hated those items, he wanted to be a gracious guest, so he decided to eat it anyway. Not more than two bites in, Kitten's face started to expand like a balloon, and zits started bubbling up and exploding pus everywhere. Within a matter of minutes, Kitten the evil PB&J exploded, covering the apartment in a gooey, peanut buttery and jelly-y mess. "Crap!" yelled Champ and the Momster together.
A few days later Kitten's obituary showed up in the newspaper. It read, "Kitten the evil PB&J was brutally murdered on October 17, 2009, in the Momster's apartment. The Momster poisoned Kitten in attempts 'to make him not so evil.' Little did the Momster know that the Evil PB&J was deathly allergic to the poison she used. The Momster and her accomplice Champ have been found guilty in the court of law and have been sentenced to death by firing squad. Their remains will be fed to crocodiles at the zoo the day after tomorrow. A memorial service will be held for Kitten at Steve's Family Funeral Home, LLC. On October 31, 2009. The burial will follow in Peter Pan's cemetery. Kitten is survived by his wife and 19 children."
- Joseph Stromski II
Kitten peeked his head in and sniffed the air. "What are you waiting for?" said Momzilla.
"I smelled eyeballs!" the evil PB&J exclaimed.
"What, don't you like them?" said Champ.
"No! Of course not! You know that!" Kitten said as he grew bigger and bigger, huffing and puffing. Kitten stormed through the door as his jelly dripped from his crust.
Momzilla ran towards him and stuffed the eyeball mix into his mouth. Kitten started to chew and a smile came upon his face. Suddenly there was a POOF! And he turned into an adorable baby kitten! After that, Kitten was never mean again and they all lived happily ever after.
- Courtney Mills
PJ walked in and sat at the dinner table. After a long talk amongst the three, Momzilla served dinner. PJ took a bite of the spaghetti, guts, and eyeballs and said, "this is delicious." PJ ate the whole pot of spaghetti leaving none for Momzilla or Champ. PJ went home and began to notice a change in his mood. He was all of a sudden happy. After finding out what the problem was he thanked his friends and lived happily ever after.
- Porsha
Kitten had a mean look on his face, like he knew something was up. "What's going on?" Kitten asked. "We just wanted to invite you over to dinner. We had a lot of food. We just thought we would share it with you." "Okay I am hungry." Kitten said as he followed Momzilla and Champ into the kitchen. "Sit down Kitten," Champ said, pulling out his chair. "What's for dinner?" Kitten asked. "It's a surprise!" Momzilla said, blindfolding him as champ stuffed a giant forkful of eyeballs, guts, and spaghetti into Kitten's mouth. Kitten starts squirming and using his milk powers and then the whole room filled with a great big white flash and Kitten was now a brown and purple kitten who was nice and loved everyone. "PB&J you are now part of our family," Champ says. And then Momzilla, Champ, and PB&J hug and Momzilla's spikes don't hurt anyone.
- Courtney Rice
And Kitten was directed to a nearby chair. "What would you like for dinner?" Momzilla asked. "Do you have any cold milk?" he responded. "Sure we do," Momzilla said as she poured PB&J a tall glass of ice cold milk. Little did Kitten know, the milk in his glass had been poisoned with kindness just moments before he took the first large gulp. "Wow, this is the most delicious milk I have ever tasted," Kitten said. He could not help but to finish the whole glass. From that point on, PB&J became the nicest person in town.
- Kyle Bell