Once upon a spooky time ago, there was a walking pumpkin named Doogie. He lived in the garden of a sorority house. His best friend was a zombie child named Dr. Ellen Dukenberg (who never had to go to the bathroom). Doogie and Dr. Ellen Dukenberg were psychic.
One day, they were eating butterflies while they talked about haunting people. "I'm bored," Doogie said. "Let's invent a baby."
"How do we do that?" Dr. Ellen Dukenberg asked, chewing a butterfly thoughtfully.
"First," Doogie began, "you take a, um..." He looked around him. "A dragonfruit! Yes!" He picked up a dragonfruit. "Then we need...a two liter of Mountain Dew!" They went into the house and got one from the fridge.
"Then we pick marshmellows from the garden for eyes! And olives for ears! And a pickle for a nose!" said Doogie.
Doogie and Dr. Ellen Dukenberg gathered up some carrots, cucumbers, beef jerky, and a steak. They poured the Mountain Dew over everything.
The pile of stuff started to get bigger. It got bigger and bigger. Suddenly, it turned into a huge baby! "I'M DOCTOR TOMMY POOPYPANTS AND I'M MAD!"
"What have we done?" Dr. Ellen Dukenberg asked . . .

Please finish the story:

Dr. Dukenberg searched for something to kill the evil baby creation.  Doogie jumped in front of the evil baby trying to protect it.  All of a sudden, Doogie passed out.  Dukenberg looked confused until the stinky smell of baby poopy hit her gigantic nostrils.  "Oh my goodness, you stink!" yelled Dr. Ellen Dukenberg.  The evil baby started to laugh.  Dukenberg suddenly had a great idea.  "Tickle, tickle, tickle!" she shouted, walking over to the 7 foot baby.  She began to tickle the baby.  As she tickled the baby, he began to pass a ton of gas, causing him to shrink until disappearing.  Doogie woke up.  "What happened," he asked.  "Let's just say I put an end to a stinky situation," Dukenberg said, bursting into laughter and holding her nose.
-Tiffany Briggs


Then Doogie answered, "It's a baby high on caffeine." Right after the baby circled them while screaming, "you will be my daddy." Doogie and Dr. Ellen Dukenberg hugged each other plus said, "why us?" Instantly they were on the floor with the huge baby on top of them. They were in the office of the Dean of Harvard and said to each other, "Did you see the huge baby too?" They both nodded.
"You have made the baby too big! How are you going to take care of a baby this big? You should start over and this time make him or her smaller, so that you can take care of him or her." Dr. Ellen and Doogie began to make another baby but decided to use a potato for the body, carrots for the arms, corn for the eyes, an apple for the head, and asparagus for the legs and feet. Dr. Poopypants checked the baby and gave Mr. Potatobaby a clean bill of health.
- Stacey Mays

Doogie was amazed it worked, he quickly thought of ways to calm Doctor Tommy Poopypants down before things got any more ugly than they already were. Doogie waddled over to the fridge and shouted, "Quick, Dukenberg, more Mt. Dew!" They poured another two liter of Mt. Dew on Tommy. This definitely didn't help, He doubled in size and became even more angry. "Oh no, what now?" Doogie said. Dukenberg took a second to think about what he could do to fix the madness. "I've got it," he said. He started to explain the master plan of how they need to pour Sierra Mist on him because it was caffeine free. Doogie and Dukenberg poured Sierra Mist all over Tommy. He yelled, "I'm shrinking!" Doctor Tommy Poopypants became a cute little baby. They put him out on the doorstep of the sorority house, went back into the garden, and waited until the sorority sisters came home. When they got home they were in shock. "A baby!"
- Gabrielle Goldhaber

"We forgot to add an ingredient," said Doogie. "What is that?" asked Dr. Ellen Dukenberg. "Love," replied Doogie. The only way to make Tommy good was for Doogie and Dr. Ellen Dukenberg to share love's first kiss. "Quick, before he destroys the sorority," said Dr. Ellen Dukenberg. So they kissed, and Tommy turned into the most beautiful, kind baby. Doogie and Dr. Ellen Dukenberg got married and lived happily ever after . . . until May of 2017, when they got divorced.
- Pat Grimes

Suddenly, Dr. Tommy Poopypants let out a loud roar and ran down the sidewalk, chasing after a man jogging down the street listening to his iPod.  The poor jogger, scared out of his mind, ran as fast as he could, but he was no match for Dr. Poopypants.  After flinging a particularly large wad of poo at the jogger, the poor man lost his balance and fell to the ground.  Terrified and afraid that his life was about to end, the man curled up in a fetal position and began rocking himself back and forth while sucking his thumb.  The monster, however, took pity on his hapless victim and decided to let him live.  Doogie and Dr. Ellen, pleased that their creation had not killed anybody yet, were thrilled.  They all lived happily ever after.

The end. . . (or is it?)

- Tyler Ross


Doctor Tommy Poopypants got so big that he was now bigger than every other creature in the town.  He went through town crushing people's houses and creating a mess!  "Oh no!" cried Doogie.  "We love to haunt people, but we didn't want to create this much trouble!"  "I know!" cried Dr. Ellen Dukenberg.  "Let's say the magic words!"  Together they said "Alakablam!" and Doctor Tommy Poopypants got smaller and smaller and finally vanished.  Relieved the two friends returned to the garden to eat butterflies, very disappointed that their psychic powers could not predict that horrible event.
-    Stacey

A clash of thunder suddenly crashed from the sky, and it suddenly started to rain.  Dr. Ellen Dukenberg and Doogie looked at each other and screamed, "RUN!!!"  They sprinted across the street behind a house that was as haunted and scary as Halloween.  The giant baby followed them, although he wasn't as fast.  They were trying to be as quiet as possible, but the baby's superpowers could sense them.  All of a sudden the baby pushed away some brush and picked up Dr. Ellen Dukenberg.  Just as the baby was about to eat the Doctor, the baby said in the most quiet and little voice, "You're my daddy."
- John